Check out this very funny SNL Amazon commercial parody below. Husbands (Jason Sudeikis, Bill Hader) try to please their wives (Vanessa Bayer, Kristen Wiig) with the perfect Mother’s Day gift, but find Fifty Shades of Grey has beat them to it.
Don’t let this happen to you! Instead of giving your special Mom appliances, bath salts, flowers, or breakfast in bed this year, why not get her something that comes straight from her most secret sexual fantasies? Get her something that allows her to embrace her inner goddess, gives her lots of pleasure and helps her bring some Fifty Shades of Grey into her reality.
We are NOT suggesting you surprise your own mother, grandmother, etc. with one of these Fifty Shades of Grey themed toys. Can you imagine the horror!?!? LOL! No, these product ideas are for your wife, partner, significant other, etc.
So, here are some super sexy gift ideas that will surely bring some Fifty Shades of Grey into your special Mom’s reality:
Entice™ Blackout Eyemask – Christian uses a blindfold often on Anastasia during some their sexual encounters. Being blindfolded keeps out visual distractions, creates anticipation and heightens your other senses!
Scandal™ Feather Crop – In one of the play scenes in the Fifty Shades of Grey book, Christian uses a riding crop on Anastasia. Well, this Feather Crop is perfect to help your special Mom to recreate that pleasurable scene! On the one end is a sturdy crop and the other end is a feather tickler which makes this perfect for a little pain and pleasure!
Scandal Over The Bed Cross – Christian uses various types restraints (silk tie, zip ties, etc.) on Anastasia. We recommend this Over the Bed Cross instead. It holds the submissive securely in place while lying comfortably on the bed. The ankle and wrists cuffs are also detachable!
Entice™ Weighted Kegel Balls – In another play scene, Christian spanks Anastasia while she wears ‘Ben Wa’ balls inside her vagina. We suggest trying these rose gold, stainless steel balls that not only provide pleasure, but are also ergonomically weighted to tighten and tone Kegel muscles.
Other Toys – Christian and Anastasia use many toys such as anal plugs and nipple clamps. Here are some toys we recommend for your special Mom’s very own Red Room of Pleasure: Curve it Up!® Pliable Silicone Probe with Designer Pull Ring, Entice™ Passion Wheel, nipple play™ Silver Beaded Nipple Clamps™, Embrace™ Body Wand, and the Entice™ Emilia™.
So for Mother’s Day this year, remember to give your special Mom some fun and sexy gifts that will surely bring some Fifty Shades of Grey into her reality! Happy Mother’s Day!