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08 May 2014

Silicone Bendies™ – Ripple

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – May 2014

08 May 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, Give it Up!® 10-Function Silicone Massager, sex toy, sex toy review

Give it Up! ® 10 Function Silicone Massager

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – April 2014 (2)

08 Apr 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, Embrace™ Lover’s Remote, Sex Toy Reviews, Sex Toys

Embrace™ Lover’s Remote

This month, as CalExotics Expert Sexperts, we were sent another great product to review. Just a reminder, each product is rated, by our testers (2 couples), using The Love Bird’s Feathers Rating Scale™:

1= “Not so hot” to

5 = “VERY, VERY HOT!”

“The hotter the product is, the more feathers it will take to cool you off!”

The new product we received is called the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote. Embrace is a line of opulent pleasure products that are surprisingly affordable. Luxurious body-safe silicone and innovative features make it one of CalExotics most-anticipated collections. On the box of the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote states, “Love your mind, body and soul”. Now, that’s a great message!

The Embrace™ Lover’s Remote is an egg-style stimulator and a remote control that is made of luxurious body-safe Silicone. What’s cool is that each has 7 intense functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation. This means the stimulator and the remote can be used together or independently. For instance, the remote can be used as a massager and also function as a panty teaser. Or you could just use the stimulator alone. You can use the stimulator for vaginal penetration which is why it comes with a retrieval cord. It’s like having multiple toys in one set! The stimulator is 3.25 inches long and 1.25 wide. The remote is 3 inches long and 1.5 inches wide.

The Embrace™ Lover’s Remote stimulator has one small button and the remote has two buttons. To turn on the stimulator, press and hold the small button for 3 seconds or until the light flashes. This means the stimulator is now activated. To turn on the remote, press and hold the bottom power button for 3 seconds or until the light flashes. The remote and stimulator will now begin to vibrate simultaneously. To change the function of vibration, continue to press the top function button on the remote until you reach the desired pattern.

If you only want the stimulator to vibrate, and not the remote, press and hold the top function button on the remote for 3 seconds. The remote will stop vibrating, while the stimulator will continue to function. To change the function of vibration, continue to press the top function button on the remote until you reach the desired pattern. To turn the stimulator off at any time, press and hold the button for 3 seconds or until the vibrations stop. The LED light will flash three times to indicate it is off. Don’t worry, the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote comes with easy to read and follow operating instructions which is very nice.

The Embrace™ Lover’s Remote is USB rechargeable which means you do not need batteries! It comes with a USB charging cord that works with most computers or smart phone wall chargers, so you can charge this toy when you’re on the go. It arrives partially charged from the factory however, for optimal performance you will want to fully charge it before your first use. It completely charges in 90 minutes. It runs for 90 minutes on high and 120 minutes on low. The stimulator is waterproof, but the remote is only splash proof. It comes in three colors, pink, grey and purple (like shown here).

Always use a water-based lubricant with the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote. It cleans easily with soap and water or, like we recommend, a toy cleaner. Please remember to wash the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote before and after each use and dry thoroughly before storing in the nice, sturdy box in comes in.

So, how did our testers rate the Embrace™ Lover’s Remote? Watch the video below to find out!

*** FTC Disclosure: We are paid CalExotics’ Expert Sexperts. However, we received three of the products mentioned above free from CalExotics. We then give our two tester couples the products for free in exchange for their honest reviews. The reviews of the products are based on the personal opinions of the two tester couples that reviewed the products for free. We will never misrepresent products or publish a false review. We are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s Guidelines, CFR, Part 255.

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – April 2014

08 Apr 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, Embrace™ Body Wand, Sex Toy Reviews, Sex Toys

Embrace™ Body Wand

This month, as CalExotics Expert Sexperts, we were sent another great product to review. Just a reminder, each product is rated, by our testers (2 couples), using The Love Bird’s Feathers Rating Scale™:

1= “Not so hot” to

5 = “VERY, VERY HOT!”

“The hotter the product is, the more feathers it will take to cool you off!”

The new product we received is called the Embrace™ Body Wand. Embrace is a line of opulent pleasure products that are surprisingly affordable. Luxurious body-safe silicone and innovative features make it one of CalExotics most-anticipated collections. On the box of the Embrace™ Body Wand states, “Love your mind, body and soul”. Now, that’s a great message!

The Embrace™ Body Wand is unique because it has a motor in each end, and each motor can be controlled independently. Each has 7 intense functions of vibration, pulsation and escalation. Thus, both ends may be used independently or together for pleasurable stimulation. It’s like having two toys in one! The Embrace™ Body Wand is a premium, full size wand that is 8.75 inches long and 1.75 wide. The head is 2.25 inches long and 1.75 inches wide.

The Embrace™ Body Wand has an easy touch controller with two buttons. The top button controls the head of the wand. Simply press the button once turn it on and hold for 3 seconds to turn it off. You also press this button to change between the 7 functions. The second, lower button controls the handle end of the wand. The handle end operates the same ways as the head. Simply press the button once turn it on and hold for 3 seconds to turn it off. You also press this button to change between the 7 functions. This wand comes with easy to read and follow operating instructions which is very nice.

The Embrace™ Body Wand is USB rechargeable which means you do not need batteries! It comes with a USB charging cord that works with most computers or smart phone wall chargers, so you can charge this wand when you’re on the go. It arrives partially charged from the factory however, for optimal performance you will want to fully charge it before your first use. It completely charges in 2 hours. It runs for 100 minutes on high and 120 minutes on low. It is made of luxurious body-safe Silicone and is waterproof, which provides lots of thrills in and out of the shower! It comes in two colors, pink and grey (like shown here).

Always use a water-based lubricant with this body wand. It cleans easily with soap and water or, like we recommend, a toy cleaner. Remember, wash the Embrace™ Body Wand before and after each use and dry thoroughly before storing in the nice, sturdy box in comes in.

So, how did our testers rate the Embrace™ Body Wand? Watch the video below to find out!

*** FTC Disclosure: We are paid CalExotics’ Expert Sexperts. However, we received three of the products mentioned above free from CalExotics. We then give our two tester couples the products for free in exchange for their honest reviews. The reviews of the products are based on the personal opinions of the two tester couples that reviewed the products for free. We will never misrepresent products or publish a false review. We are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s Guidelines, CFR, Part 255.

Apollo Penis Pumps

24 Mar 2014

Articles

Apollo, CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, penis pumps, safety

Today we are talking all about penis pumps or vacuum constricting devices. Penis pumps can be a low-cost treatment option for men suffering from erectile dysfunction, especially when drugs like Viagra are ineffective or contraindicated. Some men experience pleasure from using pumps. Many advertisements market penis pumps with the claim that they can be used to increase penis size, but there’s no evidence that they work for this purpose. If there is an increase in penis size after using a pump, it is very temporary.

Penis pumps consist of a large cylinder and some kind of pumping mechanism such as a squeeze ball, a hand grip, or an electric device. The cylinder is placed over the penis. As air is pumped out of the cylinder, the resulting vacuum increases blood flow into the penis. Then, a constriction ring or “cock ring” is placed at the base of the penis to maintain the erection once the pump is removed.

Now, one pump we are showing is the Apollo™ Premium Power Pump. This is a professional grade vacuum pump with easy squeeze trigger handle. It has a quick release valve which is really important when choosing a pump. The quick release valve allows you to eliminate the pressure instantly if the suction is too intense or if it becomes painful which helps you avoid serious damage to the penis. The flexible, non-crimping air hose is removable and easily detaches while maintaining suction. It has a heavy-duty oversized, seamless cylinder with flanged base for a secure seal and silicone donut. The cylinder is 9.5 inches long and 3.25 inches diameter girth. You can get the Apollo™ Premium Power Pump in smoke or blue.

The next pump we are showing is the Apollo™ Automatic Power Pump. This is a high tech, fully automatic pump meaning it does the pumping for you. The ergonomically hand-held controller has an easy to read LED display which measures the PSI vacuum inside the cylinder. It has an auto start/stop button and a quick air release button. The cylinder has a textured grip, a flanged base and a body safe donut. The oversized cylinder is 10 inches long and 2.5 inches diameter girth. It requires 4 AAA batteries. You can get the Apollo™ Automatic Power Pump in smoke or clear.

Wash your pump before and after each use with soap and water. Sometimes we hear men say their pump did not work due to a lack of suction. This can be due to not having a good seal between the cylinder of the pump and your body. The seal is the most important part in creating the vacuum that allows blood to be drawn into the penis. So, you may need to trim or shave your pubic hair where the cylinder goes and apply some lube around the area to prevent air leakage.

Now, here’s a little PSA for you regarding safety when using any penis pump. You definitely want to check with your doctor before using a penis pump if you have any injuries or surgeries involving your penis, testicles or prostate, you have a blood disorder or take blood thinning medications. Always start slowly when pumping and only apply the minimum amount of vacuum pressure needed to get an erection. Over-enthusiastic pumping can cause blood vessels to burst and cause blisters to form. You definitely want to stop using the pump if you experience pain. Don’t use a penis pump while under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Refrain from using pumps on a daily basis. Misuse or overuse of a pump can aggravate existing medical conditions (such as Peyronies disease, priapism, and urethral strictures) and can cause penile bruising and serious permanent injury to the penis and damage to the penile tissue. If you use a constriction ring to maintain an erection after pumping, please do not use for more than 30 minutes at a time.

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – February 2014

22 Feb 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, Dr. Laura Berman Emilia 10-Function Rechargeable Curved Massager, sex toy, sex toy review, Sex Toy Reviews

Dr. Laura Berman® Emilia™

This month, as CalExotics Expert Sexperts, we were sent another great product to review. Just a reminder, each product is rated, by our testers (2 couples), using The Love Bird’s Feathers Rating Scale™:

1= “Not so hot” to

5 = “VERY, VERY HOT!”

“The hotter the product is, the more feathers it will take to cool you off!”

The new product we received is called the Dr. Laura Berman® Intimate Basics® Collection Emilia™ 10-Function Rechargeable Curved Massager. For those who have not heard of her, Dr. Laura Berman is a world-renowned sex and relationship expert who has been on Oprah many times in the past and has had TV shows on the Oprah Winfrey Network. The Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics Collection is designed by women, for women to give you and your partner exactly what you need; color, ergonomic designs, discreet packaging, superior quality, quiet and powerful devices.

This new massager, the Emilia™, is a rechargeable, curved massager that is designed to perfectly fit the curves of a woman’s body and is excellent for external pleasure. It has a flexible contoured neck, and a plushy soft Silicone massaging head which is perfect for clitoral stimulation. The massaging head can also be used to excite the whole labia area to create intense feelings of pleasure. It has 10 independent functions with 3 intense speeds. It is light weight (3.6 oz) which is nice and is 7 ½ inches long.

The Emilia™ has an easy touch controller with LED lights and two buttons. The top button is the power button. Simply press it to turn the massager on and hold for 3 seconds to turn it off. You also press this button to change between the 3 speeds of vibration. The second, lower button is the function button which controls the 10 functions. You simply press this button to scroll through each function until you find the one you like. This massager comes with easy to read and follow operating instructions which is nice.

The Emilia™ is USB rechargeable which means you do not need batteries! It comes with a USB charging cord that works with most computers or smart phone wall chargers so you can charge this massager when you’re on the go. It is body-safe, unscented and phthalate free, but it is not waterproof, so do not use or immerse in the water. It’s only available in one color – lavender (like shown here).

Always use a water-based lubricant with this vibrator. It cleans easily with soap and water or like we recommend, a toy cleaner. Remember to wash the Emilia™ before and after each use.

So, how did our testers rate the Emilia™? Watch the video below to find out!

*** FTC Disclosure: We are paid CalExotics’ Expert Sexperts. However, we received three of the products mentioned above free from CalExotics. We then give our two tester couples the products for free in exchange for their honest reviews. The reviews of the products are based on the personal opinions of the two tester couples that reviewed the products for free. We will never misrepresent products or publish a false review. We are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s Guidelines, CFR, Part 255.

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – January 2014 (3)

26 Jan 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, First Time™ Power Scoop, Sex Toy Reviews, Sex Toys

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – January 2014 (2)

25 Jan 2014

CalExotics, CalExotics Expert Sexperts, couples, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™, game, mild bondage, product reviews, Sex Toy Reviews

This month, as CalExotics Expert Sexperts, we were sent another great product to review. Just a reminder, each product is rated, by our testers (2 couples), using The Love Bird’s Feathers Rating Scale™:

1= “Not so hot” to

5 = “VERY, VERY HOT!”

“The hotter the product is, the more feathers it will take to cool you off!”

The new product we received is called the Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™ game. You can definitely fire up your relationship in ways you never thought possible with this game! This game is a beginner’s guide to safe and playful “tie and tease” lovemaking.

Many couples are curious about mild bondage especially ever since the book, Fifty Shades of Grey, became popular. The Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™ game introduces you to that world. It’s a game designed for 2 consenting adult players and includes a pair of dice, rope tie, satin blindfold, deck of 50 “tie and tease” cards, a feather tickler and a rule booklet that give you tips for satisfying play.

The object of the Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™ game “is to accumulate 1 or more sexy or erotic tasks from the deck of fifty and then happily work your way through them in a ‘tie and tease’ lovemaking session.” The first person to reach 50 points wins the right to draw one of 50 wicked ‘tie and tease’ cards. Each “tie and tease” card is a reward that includes erotic use of one or more of the props (rope, blindfold, or feather). You might draw something like: “Blindfold and bind your lover. Using just your mouth and tongue, give them the best oral sex you can imagine.” Or you might get fantasies like mutual masturbation, receiving oral with hands bound, having to stay silent while your lover stimulates you, and so much more!

Now we really like that the rule booklet also discusses getting in the right mindset, the importance of trust, some reasons people are attracted to bondage and of course, some safety rules including having a safe word before you start the game. It also suggests the option of bringing in some of your own props such as vibrators, flavored lubes, etc. The rule booklet states, “Let your hair down! Be Creative! Experiment! Be open to new and exciting sexual adventures. Be safe! Make Love! And most of all: Have fun!” We could not agree more! This fun and kinky game only ends when you’re both satisfied.

We found the price of the Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™ game online for around $20.00. So, how did our testers rate the Fifty Ways to Tease Your Lover™ game? Watch the video below to find out!

*** FTC Disclosure: We are paid CalExotics’ Expert Sexperts. However, we received three of the products mentioned above free from CalExotics. We then give our two tester couples the products for free in exchange for their honest reviews. The reviews of the products are based on the personal opinions of the two tester couples that reviewed the products for free. We will never misrepresent products or publish a false review. We are disclosing this in accordance with the Federal Trade Commission’s Guidelines, CFR, Part 255.

Sex Toy Treasure Chest – January 2014

Product Review, Sex Toy Reviews

25 Jan 2014